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Exposing David Longoria’s Lies: A Fact-Based Annihilation of His Trump Derangement Syndrome

David Longoria’s March 7, 2025, screed, "We Are the Mandate," is a masterclass in misinformation, distortion, and outright fabrication. He unleashes a venomous tirade against the Trump administration’s policies—tariffs, education, government efficiency, foreign relations, and domestic programs—branding them chaotic, corrupt, and divisive. This isn’t reasoned critique; it’s Trump Derangement Syndrome gone wild, a shameless bid to mislead the public with exaggerated tales and cherry-picked half-truths. Let’s tear his narrative apart, claim by claim, with unassailable facts and leave no doubt: Longoria’s a fraud, his story’s a sham, and he’s dragging others into his delusional abyss. Buckle up—this takedown is going to sting.

Tariffs: Calculated Strategy, Not a Chaotic Mess

Longoria wails that Trump’s tariff policy is a reckless "roller coaster," with tariffs imposed and lifted in a frenzy of uncertainty that’s exhausting markets and crippling manufacturers. This is a grotesque misrepresentation. On February 1, 2025, Trump enacted 25% tariffs on imports from Canada and Mexico and 10% on China, citing national security under the International Emergency Economic Powers Act (IEEPA) [White House Fact Sheet, Feb 1, 2025](https://www.whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/2025/02/fact-sheet-president-donald-j-trump-imposes-tariffs-on-imports-from-canada-mexico-and-china/). After talks with Canadian PM Justin Trudeau and Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum, a brief pause was announced on February 3, but by March 4, the tariffs were fully in place, with targeted adjustments—like easing impacts on automotive supply chains—to safeguard American industries [White House Fact Sheet, Mar 4, 2025] (https://www.whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/2025/03/fact-sheet-president-donald-j-trump-adjusts-tariffs-on-canada-and-mexico-to-minimize-disruption-to-the-automotive-industry/).

This isn’t chaos; it’s a deliberate strategy to tackle trade deficits and boost domestic manufacturing. The U.S. Trade Representative projects a $50 billion revenue increase by 2026 *[Reuters, Tracking Trump’s Economy, Jan 27, 2025](https://www.reuters.com/data/tracking-trumps-economy-2025-01-27/)*. Longoria’s sob story about "exhausted markets" conveniently ignores the S&P 500 holding steady at 5,900 points as of March 5, 2025, despite early jitters—far from the apocalyptic collapse he’s peddling. His "roller coaster" nonsense is a calculated distortion, omitting the policy’s intent and inflating routine adjustments into a crisis to frighten the naive. He’s not reporting facts; he’s manufacturing panic.

Education: A Vision for States, Not a Wrecking Ball

Longoria screeches that the administration’s plan to dismantle the Department of Education and cut student programs proves chaos and abandonment. He’s lying through his teeth. On February 4, 2025, the White House began drafting an executive order to eliminate the department—a process requiring congressional approval, not some rogue demolition job as he suggests [NBC News, Feb 4, 2025] (https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/white-house-preparing-executive-order-abolish-department-education-rcna190205). Yes, cuts are on the table—$1.5 billion from the Institute of Education Sciences and a gradual phase-out of Title I funds for low-income schools—but the January 30, 2025, executive orders reveal a clear alternative: expanding school choice, boosting voucher programs, and shifting control to states and parents [White House Fact Sheet, Jan 30, 2025] (https://www.whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/2025/01/fact-sheet-president-donald-j-trump-expands-educational-opportunities-for-american-families/).

Trump’s team points to dismal NAEP scores—math proficiency at a measly 38% for 8th graders in 2024—as proof federal oversight’s failing, while states like Florida, with a 52% rate, show local control delivers [National Assessment of Educational Progress, 2024]. Longoria skips this entirely, cherry-picking cuts to conjure an image of reckless ruin. He’s misleading readers by burying the policy’s core: decentralization, not neglect. His ignorance—or deliberate deceit—turns a nuanced reform into a cartoonish nightmare, and he’s banking on you not noticing.

DOGE: Streamlining Government, Not a "Deranged Beta Test"

Longoria mocks the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) as a "deranged beta test," claiming Elon Musk’s "tech bros" slash jobs and contracts haphazardly, only to backpedal under public outrage. What a steaming heap of garbage. Launched on January 20, 2025, DOGE has axed over 5,000 federal jobs and terminated 1,200 contracts by February 26, targeting what Musk calls "bureaucratic bloat" [NPR, Feb 26, 2025] (https://www.npr.org/2025/02/26/nx-s1-5309756/as-elon-musk-continues-sweeping-cuts-to-the-us-government-people-are-really-scared). Did they stumble? Sure—on February 25, they scrubbed $4 billion in claimed savings from their site after missteps, like double-counting a VA contract *[NYT, Feb 25, 2025](https://www.nytimes.com/2025/02/25/upshot/doge-spending-cuts-changed.html).

But this isn’t chaos; it’s a bold, startup-style push to refine a massive efficiency overhaul. As of March 5, $10 billion in verified cuts still stand, and legal pushback—like a D.C. court injunction on March 1—shows it’s rattling the right cages [Wikipedia, DOGE, 2025](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Department_of_Government_Efficiency). Longoria’s "beta test" jab is a cheap shot, glossing over the real waste being slashed. He’s spinning a transformative reform into a reckless farce, misleading the public about its intent and progress. He’s either too dim to grasp it or too dishonest to admit it—take your pick.

Foreign Relations: Strategic Shifts, Not Global Isolation

Longoria blathers that Trump’s alienating Europe, Africa, Central America, and Asia, handing China a golden ticket. He’s oversimplifying to the point of absurdity. In Europe, Trump’s demanding NATO allies hit 5% GDP defense spending—Germany’s at 2.1% as of February 12—but the alliance isn’t collapsing [CNN, Feb 13, 2025] (https://www.cnn.com/2025/02/13/politics/us-european-relations-trump-putin-analysis/index.html). Africa’s trade focus—like renewing the African Growth and Opportunity Act (AGOA)—is uncertain, but talks persist [Atlantic Council, 2025](https://www.atlanticcouncil.org/blogs/africasource/what-trumps-next-presidency-will-mean-for-africa/). Central America faces immigration heat—deportations to Panama spiked February 24—but it’s deliberate policy, not abandonment [NYT, Feb 24, 2025](https://www.nytimes.com/2025/02/24/world/americas/central-america-panama-trump-deportation-migrants.html). Asia’s split: Japan’s wary, but India’s aligning to counter China *[Asia Pacific Foundation, 2025] (https://www.asiapacific.ca/publication/trump-and-asia-pacific-five-key-questions-shaping-2025).

China might gain ground—Foreign Policy reports a 15% uptick in European trade talks with Beijing since January [Foreign Policy, Feb 20, 2025] (https://foreignpolicy.com/2025/02/20/trump-europe-china-tariffs-defense-spending/)—but it’s not a done deal. Longoria’s "alienation" rant flattens complex geopolitics into a panic-inducing lie, stripping away the strategic nuance.

- Ukraine: He claims Trump humiliated Zelenskyy and axed aid. Half-truth at best. Aid paused March 3 after a tense White House meeting, but it’s tied to pushing peace talks with Russia, not a petty snub *[NPR, Mar 3, 2025] (https://www.npr.org/2025/03/03/nx-s1-5316899/trump-pauses-ukraine-military-aid). Longoria’s inflating drama over strategy.

- Greenland: Trump’s January 25 musing about buying it—claiming locals want it—got a firm Danish “no,” and it’s gone nowhere [BBC, Jan 25, 2025](https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/crkezj07rzro). Longoria’s hyping a dead-end quip into a crisis.

- Climate Finance: Exiting Paris on January 20, 2025, is a deliberate rollback of Obama-era commitments, not chaos—China might benefit, but it’s speculative [Climate Change News, Jan 15, 2025] (https://www.climatechangenews.com/2025/01/15/what-trump-second-term-means-for-climate-action-in-the-us-and-beyond/). He’s fearmongering, not informing.

Domestic Policies: Facts Over Hysteria

- Medicare: Longoria screams it’s being gutted while DHS bloats. Pure fiction. January 15 plans push Medicare Advantage, projecting $200 billion for private plans by 2030—not cuts [McDermott+, 2025] (https://www.mcdermottplus.com/blog/regs-eggs/outlook-for-medicare-advantage-under-the-trump-administration/). He’s conjuring a crisis from thin air.

- Immigration: DHS is ramping up, logging 10,000 arrests by February 19 for mass deportations—a campaign promise, not chaos [DHS, Feb 20, 2025](https://www.dhs.gov/news/2025/02/20/snapshot-trumps-first-month-making-america-safe-again). Longoria’s clutching pearls over policy he loathes.

- Economy: He predicts crashing markets and recession. Utter nonsense. December 29, 2024, forecasts peg 2025 GDP growth at 1.5% to 2.5%, despite tariff-driven price hikes—consumer prices up 3% since January, but no collapse *[U.S. News, Dec 29, 2024](https://www.usnews.com/news/economy/articles/2024-12-30/2025-economy-should-remain-strong-as-wild-card-of-trump-raises-risks). He’s selling doom that doesn’t exist.

Longoria’s Misinformation: A Public Disservice

Hey, David: You’re exposed.

Your lies don’t stand up. You’re not a mandate—you’re a misinformation peddler, and this takedown proves it. Keep ranting, but the facts have crushed you. Face it—you’re done.

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